Yeah, I haven't really touched this thing in a while ( Read more... )

Damn this is funny ( Read more... )

4 Times ( Read more... )

As I take another painful look around the shambles of my non lovelife, I cringe. Simply, no one else in the world would turn down homecoming for 4 straight years in a row, save for the heroin injecting pedophiles that lie shuddering in their room listening and laughing to old Adam Sandler CD's rambling the words "die, die" over ad nauseum until ( Read more... )

I'm about to 'splode.

Yesterday I almost fell over after 3 hours of marching faster than ever, while feeling like sh.

I was missing cues and I forgot everything, including Camptown! WTF? Yesterday was a load of crap.

Now I can't go buy a Warren Sapp jersey.

Fu...

Well, to sum up the weekend, I'm tired as f***********. Game Friday was the shiz, cuz Jimmy and Jeremy shot bottle caps, and we won, and we did decently on the field ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, America has her aching heart set on a suitable scapegoat to blame for the hundreds of thousands of shattered people in New Orleans and surrounding areas ( Read more... )

SO, I sit here about to puke all over the keyboard ( Read more... )

I moved up zero chairs today :)

Oh yeah, and jazz was LKHGLSKHGDLKGSSGDKLGH today.

Is that good or bad? YOU GUESS NOW!!

Well, it's been a second since I updated, so...whatever. Who the f**k cares ( Read more... )