MMMMMMmmmmmmmm
My Girlfriend has casual competitions with girls over their bodies in the gym change rooms at the university. The check their asses and hair in the mirror. When she told me about it I got hard.

I love her.

Needed!

female to have 3some with me and my GF.

Mt girlfriend, Whitney, hates me.

:p

I am to funk what Cheeze is to samiches

I want to get ass pounded BY a schoolgirl.

Needed!

A girl that will let me ram her ass while I blast
Destroy 2000 Years Of Culture, by Atari Teenage Riot.

End News Bulletin.

Somday, I'll kill everything.

THE UNIVERSE IS CAVING IN!

There was some kind of light creeping in through the window this morning. Was it even morning? I had considered getting out of bed to examine this anomaly but decided to practice sleeping more. My skills needed some work. This light seemed odd. I know it sounds odd to gripe over light emitting through a window cause that is what windows are for, ( Read more... )

12/04/2003 -
Issue #1 - “Hello Slapnuts”
12 April 2003

Iggy:
Well, well, well…Laddie. I be a little bit curious what yer not being afraid of Iggy the Pirate?

Laddie:
Well Sir, I gotta tell yer, that Iggy is a big-fucking-asshole!!!

Iggy:
Erp….Um…[hesitation]...Yer be being on my bad lists!!!!!!

Laddie: Gee, Call me afraid, captain fuck ( Read more... )