If you ever find yourself in 1985 again and in need of some quick cash, here are 150 Fake 80s Porn Starlet Names you can use in a pinch ( Read more... )

Some topical "humor ( Read more... )

There aren't exactly a lot of curve balls on the May 2010 Mix, but whatever. I managed to do a bit of housecleaning and made use of a few songs that were waiting to be added to a mix for a long while, too ( Read more... )

I don't want to have to explain in detail what kind of haircut I want every time I go to the barber. I'm bald, so I don't have many options. This should be simple: I either want to keep some of it, or get rid of all of it. I shouldn't have to spend time instructing him on the exact length or negotiate fades and tapering ( Read more... )

I'm envious of people who do what they really love and -- and here's the really very important condition -- get paid a comfortable, livable wage. I can't think of anything I'm truly passionate about that also pays well ( Read more... )

What's your favorite Australian band? Is it INXS, Men at Work, Silverchair, The Wiggles? Maybe it's The Didgeridon'ts, a fake band I just made up. Pickin's are slim, so in the interests of this story, my favorite Australian band, I guess, is Wang Chung whose "Dance Hall Days" was recently stuck in my head on repeat ( Read more... )

They (meaning our landlord, the upstairs neighbors, the best interests of having our security deposit returned to us in full) said it couldn't be done, but we're doing it anyway ( Read more... )

It's with great pleasure that I introduce to you, for the first time, Mr. and Mrs. March 2010 Mix ( Read more... )

There's a piece in this week's New Yorker about US Attorney General, Eric Holder, and his decision to have captured terrorists stand civilian trial rather than decide their case through military tribunals. It's sad and hilarious that a "large number of people" (my polite way of hinting at Republicans without making this a political statement) are ( Read more... )

If I wasn't watching the Christmas Vacation marathon on AMC over the holidays, I was watching Jersey Shore on MTV. I haven't seen an episode since (I casually mention this as proof that you shouldn't consider me to be a fan), but it's hard not to have an opinion about the show/be disappointed by Americans. I haven't trolled any Staten Island ( Read more... )