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[gershwinhepburn]

 Know what I've always wondered....Why doesn't mario do his job??  I mean, I've never heard of a game like Mario teaches plumbing.  There's mario teaches typing (which he's unqualified to do) and mario golf, mario tennis, mario kart...name a sport, he can totally do it somehow.  Meanwhile he's sitting on the floor of some poor persons kitchen drunk

Comments

[noctivaga]

holy crap, jess!

[gershwinhepburn]

lol what?

[_the_catherine]

well this is a very interesting topic. i never really thought about mario's lack of plumbing.. and the suspicious connection between mario, your brother, and the swamp. maybe since your brother likes mario so much hes the one providing him with the booze and drugs. justin figures that as long as mario is wasted and trippin balls all the time.. dreaming about hott princess sluts and magical creatures.. he wont be able to fix your plumbing and therefore wont ever be able to leave.

[gershwinhepburn]

i like how you think!

[layne_chan]

Hahahaha, I love you.

Julianne does, too, since I just read the first three lines outloud to her. :)

[gershwinhepburn]

i love you too...and i'm glad julianne enjoyed what she heard.