When people misspell my name, it doesn’t really make me mad. But if I had the chance I would pee in their milk shake. Not because I meant to, because I don’t know how to make a milk shake.

crumb cake...is good

I think people that don’t like hot dogs are obviously very troubled and should not be allowed to eat mustard on anything

If I was a cat, and someone threw me off the roof to see if I would land on my feet, I would flip twice and land on my back. Just to piss them off.

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i've begun contemplating a myspace...oh what evils it will bring.

well no one's really been reading this, which hasn't been bothering me actually...usually petty things like that bother me...I'm happy it doesn't bother me ( Read more... )

blowjob...haha

I enjoy Brad Pitts films…Is there anything about that statement that could make me a homosexual?...I am not a homo-phobe…I am just gauging my homosexual tendencies…No big deal…I also like to wear the occasional pair of pantyhose, and yes, I have had a pedicure…Snatch was a great movie…So was that Thelma And Louise…I really have a lot in common with ( Read more... )

Prognosis - 10: Utterly Bonkers. You are clearly
insane, and totally beyond help. You pose a
serious threat to yourself, and to the rest of
humanity.

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Being in a band is fun. But I’ll bet being in a band of pirates was fun at times as well. While I’m on the subject; Isn’t "Walking the plank" a lot like walking off the diving board at the pool, only without all of the chlorine you get up your nose?