Do me a lemon...

bring me to the UK immediately. i'm tired of this ol' country. :)

(practicing my lingo for next year. because i'm not studying or sleeping or doing anything productive.)

<3

so i've decided that mandar and i are going to be the only ones in this apartment next tuesday night. except if alyssa is home. but anyway.

we're going to ducttape 40's of bud light to our hands and watch TV.

side note.

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cut my life into pieces. this is my last resort.

suffocation, no breathing.so for the past week or so it's felt as if every single person at this school that hates me has taken a pillow and shoved it over my mouth, hoping that they'll hear my last breath of air, laugh, last bit of personality that they lack ever so much ( Read more... )

i don't think i've EVER been as stoned as i was last night, in my entire life.

i thought i was in florida.

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SURPRISE!

YOU'RE GETTING A PAP TEST!

*look of sheer horror on my face*

so i finally got my way with mom. i get her from a "YOU HAVE NO MONEY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GEORGIA" to her sitting beside me at this very computer, checking flight schedules and fares. these are times when i truly believe that i rule at life ( Read more... )