The Very Secret Diary of Sailor Bob

[getahippy]

Day 1: Brought into existence by genie. Feel oddly compelled to obey the tall one. Want a banana.

Day 2: Tall one has tasty leaves. Life is satisfying. Am practicing typing.

Day 3: Watched Animal Planet. Discovered the shift key. Am the smartest monkey.

Day 4: Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. Must remember to

Comments

[toroooonnnndou]

Add meaning to your life with tennis.

[getahippy]

Will tennis earn me Red's devotion?

[toroooonnnndou]

I don't understand the question. Please rephrase it in the form of tennis.

[getahippy]

Want to find Red's sweet spot.

[lucky_kiyo]

Uhm...did you type all of that?

[getahippy]

I am smarter than the average monkey.

Does this comment mean that you have accepted me into your heart? Should I post the NC-17 pictures?

[lucky_kiyo]

Let's not do that, please!

[getahippy]

Do you want to see them in person? We could cuddle.

[toasty_tezuka]

Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. That sounds disturbing. :|

[getahippy]

Human/human is squicky.

[toasty_tezuka]

... Human/Human is normal. :|

Hello. I do believe we have not met, Sailor Bob-san.

[getahippy]

You should give me a thumbs up.

[bananas_an]

Day 4: Ew, ew, ew, ew, EW! Must. Bleach. Brain.

[getahippy]

STOP PLAGIARIZING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

[bananas_an]

Ideas cannot be plagiarized. Besides, you thought of lice; I headed straight for the bleach.

I need a mind wipe now. Thanks ever so.

[getahippy]

YOU WERE PLAGIARIZING MY ORIGINAL POSTING FORMAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[nojimiforyou]

O_o Um... Interesting post... monkey-san?

[getahippy]

Thumbs up plz. Must impress Red.

[nojimiforyou]

O_o I don't... really think.. "Red" is going to be inlove with a monkey. ^^;;

[getahippy]

Stop being racist.