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[getahippy]

I've been reading my flist this week. Normally I Ctrl+F for keywords (Tachibana, Chitose, hippy, cult, weed, etc.), but I was feeling adventurous. I'll summarize for anyone else who tends to skim.

Random Person/Creature #1: I am normally [insert non-feline species], but today I am a cat. Of the opposite gender. Possibly I am a flying cat.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Also, I think I have been impregnated because a goat sneezed on me.

You read Orochimaru's entries~?

[getahippy]

I don't know who that is.

Aren't you supposed to be pregnant too?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Ugly old man who likes to think he can model.

I was lying to see who'd comment. I got more attention than he did.

[getahippy]

Does he have manboobs?

That's actually funny.

[ex_yukimura469]

Congrats on loss of virginity.

[getahippy]

... I wasn't a virgin.

[ex_yukimura469]

Of course you weren't.

[getahippy]

Exactly.

'sup Yukimura?

[melodiousklepto]

What's LSD?

[getahippy]

Lysergic acid diethylamide. It's like that pill in The Matrix. Especially the part where you wake up with no clothes on later.

[melodiousklepto]

What's The Matrix?

[getahippy]

Do I need to explain this using a Kingdom Hearts reference?

[toasty_tezuka]

So... how was it? :|

[getahippy]

Acid trips are different for everyone.

[toasty_tezuka]

...

I wouldn't know. I've never been on an acid trip before. :|

[getahippy]

I don't think you should try it. The dinosaurs already died once.

[phantom_lefty]

An-san says your monkey and my monkey should meet 'cause the world might implode.

[bananas_an]

It totally would.

[phantom_lefty]

And that's my aim in life: to make the world implode.

[bananas_an]

A worthy goal.