I think, contrary to popular belief, girls actually become harder to get the older they get.

That or my pimpin' skills are old hat.

Happy Juneteenth, Gil.

Deadly Toothpick: black people suck

GMcfosho: that's not a pack of pringles in my pocket
GMcfosho: that's my penis

Believe me, David Blaine; I have gotten amazed.

Don't cry, David Blaine

JK David Blaine, I love you too.

FAIL'D

Way to go David Blaine.

David Blaine is gonna die.