I can't believe I cockblocked myself.

I hate my job and everyone in it.

"See, Barack's been talking down to black people ... I want to cut his nuts off."  - The Rev. Jesse Jackson

"A friend is someone who knows everything about you, but likes you anyway"

I wish there was a 24-hour Taco Bell around this damn hospital.

Calvin,

I stole one of your talasites.

Love, Zech.

Damn the 1,300 WSU students who signed that petition.

I hope I get shot and you all feel terrible for it.

1995 - OJ Simpson.

2008 - Robert Kelly.

Maybe there is a God.

For  real, Marcus.

Tired of being broke.

Can we please get money?

So after weeks of telling myself "Don't buy that stupid sandwich", I finally gave in to my love of asinine fast food creations and forked over the near-seven dollars for the "Spicy Baconator" from Wendy's. My only regret (at this moment) is that I did not have my camera with me to take a picture of it for everyone to see. I say at this moment ( Read more... )