[Kyubey is around various spots in the mansion. Sometimes looking out a window, or staring at a clock, or simply with his head down. His face is expressionless as always. However, his tail flicks back and forth. Flick, flick, flick, in perfect time, as if he were a fuzzy metronome.]

[Anyone care to ask a floppy-eared catferret about his troubles?]

I don't understand this game. For humans to act like wolves and rabbits... But rabbits have no power! It's very unfair. Aren't games about everyone having an equal chance to win?

I can give you that chance, if you want it.

[Hi everyone! This is going to be short and sweet.]

[This is Kyubey. He is currently wandering the halls of the mansion. Sizing the place up, as you will. And he's everywhere He might even appear in your room unannounced! That's just how he rolls.]

[Who wants to have some stimulating conversation with an adorable mascot character? Anyone?]