We came, we hunted, I scored.

Ain't a damn thing wrong watching a lady pleasurin' herself, I just always prefer to step in with a helpin' hand, or tongue.

3.10. Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up till I hit the ground

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[Follows THISIt was a bad day. Jo hated when he had them. It was more than hard for her to watch her younger brother in so much pain and still immobilised in traction, laid up in bed when ( Read more... )

I did not cry when Padme died, I was just bored to tears, okay?

28.1.3. "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
- Heather Cortez

Co-written with notjustsammyDean Winchester couldn't even count the number of times he'd played FBI Agent in a hospital setting. Usually it was while him and Sam were on a hunt, not while one of them was actually in the hospital. He glanced around, and ( Read more... )

Was there some kind of ten for one offer on tiny blondes lately that I don't know about, or are they some kinda demon army bein' amassed to take over the world?

A delicate ass doesn't mean gay!

My ass is seriously friggen numb.

Nothing quite says belated birthday gift like a novelty urinal.

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After Bobby had recovered from the shock of seeing Dean alive and well - and Dean had dried off from the holy water - the two of them had fallen into an awkward silence. Bobby looked like he wanted to tell Dean something while Dean just wanted to play ignorant ( Read more... )