"Why don't these things ever give me enough damn to pick up the phone? Anyway, if this is a machine, obviously it's not me, so speak now or forever hold your peace."

[For muse or mun]

LINK: There's just something delicious about getting hot and heavy on the dancefloor... just so long as I don't end up with another guy thinking that humping my leg like a randy bulldog makes him Patrick Swayze.

LINK: Is it still grievous bodily harm if your weapon was a hot dog?

[Follows THIS]The morning after the surreal day before, Jo found herself back at the hospital sitting by her brother's bedside. He was still sedated, and they weren't exactly sure why his pain levels had increased, only that evidently, something was going on to cause it. Some doctors were going to be running some tests, some fearing Simon had an ( Read more... )

3.10. Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up till I hit the ground

Co-written with getinlinebitch
[Follows THIS]It was a bad day. Jo hated when he had them. It was more than hard for her to watch her younger brother in so much pain and still immobilised in traction, laid up in bed ( Read more... )

LINK: It's been weeks of visiting and I still hate the smell of hospitals.

LINK: I wasn't jilted, the bastard was lucky to walk away with just bruised balls and a concussion.

Your Seduction Style: The Coquette


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