BARACK OBAMA!

hearing "president elect barack obama" won't get old until i start hearing "president barack obama".

i had a huge gripe to post about and a huge self loathing monologue to post as well, because i'm "probably a bad person" for random reasons. but i forgot all of that. an old friend of mine was in a serious car accident this weekend and is fighting for his life and they need people to donate blood in his name ( Read more... )

i almost peed in my pants... to block plagiarism charges this was posted on msnbc.com and written by Helen A.S. Popkin

10 reasons celebrities shouldn't have kids

You know the saying: “You need a SAG card to make a movie, but you don’t need a license to have a kid.” With the spate of bad celebrity-parenting news, who's looking out for the children? ( Read more... )

everything i've ever said has been a lie

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For the first twenty years of my life I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually I had to give it up. For the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thumble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just comes on it's ( Read more... )

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had
real breasts and men didn't hold hands.

i just missed lj so much ( Read more... )

what a week so far. forgot my camera at home. no big deal. saw some stuff. did some stuff. drank some stuff. love the bread ( Read more... )

okay. friday - i am gonna go into work at 930 and get my paycheck, head over to the bank, and deposit it. then i'll get some food. come home and pack my shit. then i'll either go get my hair cut, or spend a few hours straightening it. i will leave here around 1? and go check into the hotel. btw marianne, i booked it for 2 nights because i have ( Read more... )