GET FUCKING LOST

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They're going to invent a new level of hell

Just for me

Work makes me so angry.

I have a new rule
If you don't speak english
You don't get to buy fucking ice cream.

deal with it.

"We wan a crounch bare"
A CRUNCH bar?
"Yeas"
Will that be all?
"En banilla?"
WILL THAT BE ALL
:spanish I didn't understand:
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I should be sleeping
I should be cleaning my room
I should be getting ready for work tomorrow
I should

but instead


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Today I made a noose out of rope, and asked the little campers, "who wants to be first?"
A little boy raised his hand and said "Oh me Oh me"

I laughed so hard.

The girl camper I said couldn't have oreos because no one liked her asked the counselor, if she could hit me.
hahaha.

For 20 minutes my day didn't seem so bad.

Am I the only one who doesn't have themselves listed as a friend on their own friends list?

- Shuffle your current playlist
- Pick the first 20 songs on the list (no matter how cheesy/lame)
- Write your favorite line from the song, trying to avoid the title
- See if your friends can guess the title & artist! OMGZ
- Just don't use google, faggots

(  Yes, I am this bored )

Why are things that are intentionally bad, deemed good?

I was in a canal, and I was trying to swim out, and I was writhing past snakes, there were tourists in a canoe near by, and just as I get onto the bank I try to roll past this black snake. It bit my neck. I stopped and rested on the bank, but I was freaked out the black snake was venomous. So I tried to catch it, and it sunk it's fangs into my ( Read more... )