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After midnight it be!
That be meanin' it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
I'll be havin' none o' yer fancy land-lubber talk today! Speak ye like a salty sea-dog or speak ye not at all!
Wenches an' rum all round!
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X-TREEM! TO THE MAX!
And the prize for best Slow News Day Article goes to...
SMH for reporting on something that is hardly what one would call a "recent development"; Overclocking.
"I had one burn once between my fingers and it took about four weeks to heal - it's worse than a fire burn."I'm not sure that anything which does not require a helmet can really be ( Read more... ) -
Why "tailors"?
As a result of a comment I overheard in the office today, I present you with the following question ( Read more... ) -
Burgers
So you reckon those new Hungry Jack's quad burger thingies will encourage obesity?
I'll see your obesity and RAISE YOU A QUADRUPLE BYPASS -
It's SCIENCE!
I have managed to prove, through experimentation, that a D6 made from orange plasticine is neither robust nor reliable. -
Maybellene I Hofteholder
After a weekend involving the baking of a cake, eating lots of bolognese, Jameson, air-guitar, Christopher Lee informing people of the longevity of heavy metal, Derek and Clive, swearing and not cleaning the house, I wasn't looking forward to work this morning ( Read more... ) -
No, really?!
As smutwah could attest We both predicted that this is exactly what would happen as soon as we heard that Underbelly was banned from broadcast in Victoria only and I'm not even one of the "experts on copyright infringement in the digital age". Hell, the ban probably helped the show get even higher ratings.
