That's right. I'm going there. Today's movie is Manos: The Hands of Fate. Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and, conversely, one of my favorite episodes of MST3K ( Read more... )

Keeping with the animated theme, tonight I watched Tim Burton's Corpse BrideVictor Van Dort (Johnny Depp) is arranged to marry complete stranger, Victoria Everglott (Emily Watson). When he botches his vows at the rehearsal he runs off to the woods to practice. However, when he eventually gets them right he mistakenly places the ring on the finger ( Read more... )

For tonight's movie I went with Coraline. Based on the book by Neil Gaiman, Coraline is about a lonely little girl who's parents don't pay the best of attention to her. They have recently moved to an apartment in an old Victorian Home. The other tenants are... eccentric. There is an old man who trains mice in the hopes of running a mouse circus ( Read more... )

[yesterday was my dad's birthday, so yesterday's review is today]

For Monday's Halloween flick, I went with Tamara. Tamara is an unattractive, (in movieworld standards) lonely, girl who is not having the best of times in high school. She has a crush on her English teacher, (who seems to be the only person who understands her) her father is a ( Read more... )

If you can't tell from the quote what today's movie was you're either 5 years old, or functionally retarded. Anyway, today I watched The Sixth Sense aka: The film M. Night Shyamalan made that let him make all the other unspeakable shit he has unleashed upon the world ( Read more... )

Zombie Week concluded with Peter Jackson's classic Dead AliveLionel is a mama's boy who's burdened by downright evil, overbearing, mother. He falls in love with a local woman who believes they're destined by fate to be together. Unfortunately for Lionel, his mother doesn't approve of this as it might lead to her losing control of her boy. She ( Read more... )

[yes, I did it again. I wasn't online, so I'm posting these late]

Keeping in the same vein of foreign zombie films, I went with Choking Hazard on Friday. A group of people meet at a lodge in the woods to discover the meaning of life in a philosophy discussion with Professor Reinis. Of course, since this is a zombie movie, things don't go as ( Read more... )

Today we go with the Paul Naschy classic Horror Rises From the TombIn medieval France, the sorcerer Alaric de Marnac (Naschy) is decapitated and his mistress, Mabille De Lancré, is tortured to death having been accused of witchcraft, vampirism and lycanthropy by Armand de Marnac (Naschy again). Before they die, however, they curse the next ( Read more... )

(I did it again! I watched the movie, then I got distracted talking to a girl, and never posted about it. I had a date with said girl today, so it was probably for the best. Anyway, I will post the review of Naschy's Horror Rises From the Tomb right after this I promise)

Ahem... yes.

Yesterday's movie was the Norwegian horror flick Dead Snow. ( Read more... )

Btw, there were no memorable quotes from this movie to put up there anyway. Yesterday's zombie movie was Dead Clowns. This movie was truly terrible. Truly. OK, here we go ( Read more... )