jen whupped my ass at wii bowling, she's the pwnz0rz of teh earth

my last post was a joke, im not depressed or anything i just wanted to prove that all people do is complain on LJ get comments, and it fuckin worked.......you should be ashamed of yourselves!

why does this always happen to me?

is it even worth it?

one word to describe my insides: pain.

someone save me

over 18 girls

3 down
5 to go

im gonan be 4-4 next week fa sho

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ok so at Rich's after we snuck in and partied like rockstars janet, johnny, jen and a buncha ppl were outside and they wouldn't let them in so i went to start talk smack to the bouncer but he wasnt havin dat. After a while they started playin Techno and some bitches thought i was tryin to dance with them but no i wasnt i was just tryin to get to ( Read more... )

today was jared's wedding and it was beautifully short. I was so relieved when it only lasted like 10 minutes. Arab weddings last like 5 hours thats why Arabs dont get divorced often cuz they dont wanna go through that shit again but white folks got it right. I had a date, then my mom wanted to go so I cancelled then my mom cancelled, then I got ( Read more... )

So Nick, Casey and I decide to go to Austin for some n00b ass yearbook thing but i just wanted to go cuz i didnt ever go and to see if i won an award for my sexy ads. I didn't. So we get ready at the crack of noon and pick up Casey and Nick and Casey wants to bring a friend of hers who i met last at like....the age of 14 or something ridiculous ( Read more... )

slim thug came into where i worked with a badass yellowbone

famous quotes from my graduation night ( Read more... )

Part I: A Cry For Help ( Read more... )