I was at work and this crazy guy came in to buy a Dakota that we didnt have. He wanted certain options and we finally found one in San Antonio and i had a place to stay up there so i offered to make the dealer trade. They gave me a Hemi Dodge Ram and I started driving to SA so i call my g/f who's up there and Jared and Nick. I'm driving up and i ( Read more... )

Me and Kevin just finished playing dice for the 50th time that night. I only made $150 at work that night and Eddie, the owner, thinks that I'm soooo lucky to have this job. He can suck my balls, so I roll 77 7's in a row and totally kick Kevin's ass at some dice. After my shift I get invited to some bar and I go and see Terri, my boss, some ( Read more... )

This one is two parts since I was in Costa Rica and missed a day, and also these stories are seriously linked ( Read more... )

Hey i'm in Costa Rica, if you want a souvenier let me know and i'll but it. I'll probably keep it for myself though but I just need some suggestions on stuff to buy! I said it.

So its prom night and i'm having a get together at my house. This is my third prom and I had to go to elkins high so my girlfriend could show me off to mo shitty (missouri city) as the amazing SugarLand rappa but thats a whole different story. After a buncha bullshit and stuff we end up at my house and its just me and S$$$. We were gettin down ( Read more... )

So I'm bummed out because my badass car is wrecked and I have to drive my other pos car and i just broke up with my newest girlfriend. So what do i do? Surround myself in hot white bitches of course! So I'm like the dude that always has a car and i'm out with 3 chicks who dont have cars so we drive around really fast and we're just talkin and i'm ( Read more... )

Somone dude was fuckin with some Freshman at school and me, being mr. nice guy went up and punked him. Later, I was at Kelly's house and he came out CUZ HE LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET and told me to never park on his street again with no shirt on. Lata, me, ChrisE and NickyB were chillin at Chris' crib. I had just ate my 17th Rice Krispy treat ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

DNassif Graduate of the top-rank University of Houston Downtown will be graduating with a 3.78 GPA on May 12 at the Reliant Arena. Bring your loudest friends I want the Arena to erupt in cheers when I walk up and receive the fake piece of paper symbolizing my Bachelor Degrees. I already know all the W's, S's, E's, and R's are going to be going ( Read more... )

Comment and I'll ( Read more... )