I am almost done with her, just one more time I ever have to see her and then never again. I am starting at a new sushi place so I'll never see her there because she hates sushi. I put my car in storage and we found the people messing with it by their liscence plate number on their vehicle. I think I'll just pass the liscence plate number on to ( Read more... )

so i go to surprise my g/f in the middle of the night and i find some dudes pants and shoes under her bed. no car (cuz she drove him) and she tried to lie and say it was her brother's shoes lololololol. so what do you assume when your girlfriend has some guy's clothes under her bed, he's nowhere to be found, she lies about it, and the bitch's eyes ( Read more... )

your face

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hi i'm david and i suck at ddr ( Read more... )

i got a girlfriend again.....she's a keeper

i owe jennifer 50 dolla since she is right

Dear America,
Sitting at my desk between Guild Wars battles on the clock I've realized one thing. I dont want anything to change. Don't vote America, cuz daddy likes it that way.

99 problems bitch dont become the 100th one