This dog at work keeps eating poop, to the point of illness. Like, he will eat a bunch of shit and then later he will barf up a turd. Sometimes whole. It is, get this, grosser than you're imagining right now. Now imagine what his shits look like ( Read more... )

OK, this is going to make Kevin crazy, but I kind of want another dog ( Read more... )

Beezy threw up 16 times today.

:(

The other day I was eating an onion (cooked), and I remembered the lamb kebabs I always got in Taco Turco II in Alicante. I was immediately tempted to spend the thousand bucks to fly back to shitty old Alicante just for one precious precious kebab. Now I can't get it out of my head. They also had the best wine I have ever had, at 8 euros a ( Read more... )

OMG trouble at the office today.

A dog lost an eye.

LOST AN EYEEE!

First off, remember my last post? The one about all the dogsitting? Jilly's mom totally stiffed me! She told Melissa she had a credit card on file (she doesn't) and the phone number is bad. Gimme my $140, bitch ( Read more... )

So right now there are 4 dogs in my tiny studio. I am also feeding Heather's 2 cats at her place. It's a pretty wacky holiday season ( Read more... )

Exciting new discovery! I can do whatever I want when my puppy's asleep. Case in point: unicorn costume



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I GOT A PUPPY ( Read more... )

Nooooooo! I was going to go get Gypsy tomorrow! I was puppyproofing the house while I was on hold with the shelter! I was going to make my landlord sign the papers before work this morning! Most importantly, I got Kevin to go along with it ( Read more... )