I am currently at work, and the Blue Angels are practicing right over head. I know the purpose of them is to impress me and make me think my tax money is going to good things. And man, I am falling for it. Seduce me, Pentagon, seduce me!

They are five nice chested beauties sunbathing outside my door. But my only pick up line is "It's time like these that i wished i read more of my book 'pick up lines for dummies'.' it has worked well the two other times i used that. but thats more of a bar setting line. so right now i am stuck with 'hot enough for yeah?'

This article mad me pretty mad. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/2002260546_startrek03.html

If you ever want to feel just like everybody else ride the bus ( Read more... )

On C-span there's a town meeting with the French president about France joining the European Union, so its all in french. But, there's a translator. But's there's only one translator. So this woman is doing everyone. I am trying to fall asleep listening to this, but I have no idea what's going on because it's only one voice so it sounds like she is ( Read more... )

I am the king of romance ( Read more... )

Bike tire popped on the way to work. I was thirty mintues late. Gears kept catching my pant legs, putting holes in them. The coffee place put too much foam in my mocha. I tried to have a serious conversation with Mia, when Mia is mad or upset she totally shuts off and doesnt says a word, so i couldnt get anythign form her she fell asleep when i got ( Read more... )

I might be pregnant ( Read more... )

UPDATE ( Read more... )

THINGS THAT MAKE ME SMILE ON MY WAY TO WORK:

'T&A Supply Store' sign
A 'WTF' neon sign

that's pretty much it. But they are still awsome.