baby i wanted to give you everything. i wanted to marry you. i wanted to always make you smile ( Read more... )

jer: i want to suck your cock. now.
me: why couldn't you just ask me in spoken words?
jer: internet deprivation, yo.
me: you.are.nuts.
jer: uhm... the dotdotdot between words are so mine. biatch.
me: yeah. take everything. the dots ... the quotation marks.....EVERYTHING> ITS YOURS. " " . .
jer: I think you mean the '-'s for net-actions. -smirk-
me: fine ( Read more... )

i'm down with a ridiculous bout of flu and have been coughing my lungs out for the last three days. the insatiable urge to chain-smoke isn't helping much, needless to say ( Read more... )

i have new icons!

ok thanks.

If I don't write about this immediately, I'm going to forget. Lord knows my memory is forshit.
Riley  is ironing our clothes and I'm queasy from a hangover at 8 in the evening. mygawd. lmao.

BUT ZOMG. THE SEX WAS SOOO GOOD IT NEEDS TO BE RECORDED. OR FILMED. but it's a little too late for the latter option. soooooo........

He be killing me when he ( Read more... )

i'm soooooo drunk and riley is in the restroooom ( Read more... )

I had the most amazing weekend with Jeremy ( Read more... )

Because I am extremely bored ( Read more... )

We both know I'm not very good with words, but I think I'll give it a shot.
Being the eloquent one in the relationship, bear with me.

Sometimes I think I fail to tell you exactly what it is about you that makes it so hard (pun most definitely intended) to just run away.
I tell you these generic things, but thats only because I never know how to phrase ( Read more... )

J.D: Honey, let's do something fun.
Riley: Fun for you or me?
J.D: [hesitates] For both of us.

J.D: So this is what we do... I'll type. then you type. then we can totes have an internet conversation while sitting right next to each other.
J.D: Shh. you can't say anything in real-life.
Riley: What the fuck is real life anymore, Jeremy? Educate me. And ( Read more... )