So me and Daddy have been sitting on the couch for most the day having a marathon of 'What not to Wear' and OMG I can't believe some of these people. Like, are they blind? How can they leave the house looking like they do??? It's insane ( Read more... )

So we had our midterm tests yesterday, which sucked because all last weekend Daddy made me study for them.
Eugh.
On the plus side I think I did okay, I mean I probably got a bunch of stuff wrong on Mr.Drakes Math test but who cares about that? When am I going to use Math as an adult? Never. When I'm older I'll just hire him as my accountant, heh.

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You Should Call Your Boobs "Sense & Sensibility"


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So guess who got the female lead role in my dance school's next big production? That's right, me bitches! Yeah!!! It's going to be a ballet version of Alice in Wonderland which makes it super cool because I love that book and I get to be Alice. I'm totally squealing with joy ( Read more... )

You know, the other day I was thinking about how lucky I am in that I take after my Mom and Uncle Jean-Paul in the powers department. Especially since my Mom owns and runs her own bakery, I mean....could you imagine how FAT I'd be if I didn't have a super-speed metabolism? Ick ( Read more... )

Oh my god, a caller on the Savage Love Podcast just asked if he could RE-USE CONDOMS. WTF??!!
I am so grossed out right now!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

your name, please?: Leona ( Read more... )

You Are 69% Vain


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Someone stole my fucking pointe shoes from my locker this morning!!!!! What the HELL?!
I swear to god if I find who did it I'm going to slap them silly!

SEX.
1] When did you last have sex?: That's for me to know, and you to guess at....;)
2] If you were dating the person, how long have you been dating?: I don't date people for very long, I get bored
3] Would you ever have casual sex?: Yup
4] What's your favorite position?: All of them, hee!
5] What's one thing that really turns you on?: Music
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