i'll be in atlanta for depositions in three weeks, fyi.........i could buy lunch

Wow I haven't posted here in forever.........I guess i'd like to know if the person i cared about is doing ok.........some sort of sign would be appreciated. I haven't forgotten.

"If you stick your dick in peanut butter, you're just fucking nuts"

This was the first Tuesday night without Jim at the old stomping grounds. He has moved to North Carolina with Jen and I wish them the best. I imagine they'll be engaged by summer and married soon after. Good grief everyone is getting married or shacking up or something. Amy is buying a house near my parents which is very strange ( Read more... )

I guess that wasn't fair..........people in general are stupid, I shouldn't single out gays, lol

I'm beginning to really despise gay men.......as a whole i think they are so stupid and superficial.

I should have known better than to go out with Keith and Brian when they are trying to pick up girls.

After all the talk, I finally realized last night that Sam is indeed very hot.

My boss is closing her law practice and taking a job with a larger firm in Morgantown....which means as of today i'm unemployed. Maybe i'll throw darts at a map and go wherever i hit, lol ( Read more... )

"All marriage is same-sex...when you get married, every night in bed it's the same sex."

"Anything you can do in Las Vegas, piss drunk in front of an Elvis impersonator is hardly sacred."

"getting dumped and your boyfriend saying 'we can still be friends' is like your mom telling you your dog died, but you can still keep it"