I'm sorry that you think I never update. That's my tribute to fake apologies ( Read more... )

So apparently North Korea hates the U.S. and wants us all to die. I'm not much for following politics, but I've read a few articles. I've seen some interesting "KILL America" videos. It's pretty scary to think that these people could have nuclear weapons. But that's not really what concerns me ( Read more... )

So here is my review of the film Transporter 2, which I viewed last night ( Read more... )

So the ol' truck is in the body shop. More on that later. Suffice it to say- being in the wreck was almost worth it, just to see the cop slip and fall on the ice.

Got guns- do you wanna,
take aim at each other?

Scratch the itch,
give the finger.

Cause we don't care.

Anyway.

Got knives have you seen them,
in your backs where we keep 'em?

You're never gonna reach 'em.
That sounds fair.

-Q.O.T.S.A

Fuck Utah.

I was all full of fire and ice and vinegar, and then I went blank ( Read more... )

Love is a wonderful thing when you get it right. Beautiful and brittle, and easy to screw up. But ladies and gentleman, the majesty of love is unending in its patience. It is undying in its devotion. I feel good this week, even though I know that it's going to be a shit week. Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen? I'm not going to die, or ( Read more... )

I'm not woefully ashamed to admit that I'm only updating as a way of putting my homework off a little bit longer. But I'll manage to choke out a meandering narrative of my day and the few preceding it nonetheless ( Read more... )

"Lesbians don't get old. It's like a fountain of youth ( Read more... )