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where's my shoe?
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attention fleshmeats!
so ignipes has made a "why you should watch Hannibal even though you're so damn tired of serial killer shows" post and it is brilliant and everything she says is correct: bon appetit.
Go there. Watch this fucking show oh my god seriously.
Join the "Someone please help Will Graham" movement. -
the beer is people
Hannibal might be the best show I have ever seen on television. And I watch Justified, and I watched Life.
I can't do anything else while watching Hannibal. I can't mend, I can't doodle, I can't eat. Not because watching a show about a cannibal makes food weird, although it does, but because I can't take my eyes off the screen for a second due to ( Read more... ) -
I prefer her wild
Is anyone else watching Da Vinci's Demons? Because it is terrimazing and full of attractive naked people (and, tbh, unattractive naked people) and there's some sort of ridiculous Illuminati plot and Blake Ritson is playing Girolamo Riario. I'll repeat that.
NO ONE TOLD ME BLAKE RITSON WAS PLAYING GIROLAMO RIARIO. EVERYONE IS FIRED. -
vampire diaries 4.18
I have no idea what happened plot-wise because I spent this entire episode shrieking with glee and making clutching motions at Elijah's face.
THIS JUST IN: I still love Elijah for reasons I cannot for the life of me explain to rational humans.
( You don't have a smart brother. Turns out I'm just as stupid as the rest of you. ) -
vampire diaries 4.15
Hilarious recap of the most emotionally crushing scene on this most emotionally crushing of tv shows.
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the light turns red, you have no brakes
If you're on a two-lane country road which is a busy commuter route for your area and you're stuck behind some asshole in a tiny car who slows down extravagantly every time you get close, jerks his thumb at you, and points at every speed limit and suggested speed sign, it's totally acceptable to clip the rear quarter panel of his car, spinning him ( Read more... ) -
wide-eyed you look me over, unbuttoning my skin
For Valentine's Day, a collection of Porn Battle XIV fics, and one bonus.
( sing, caged bird, Dune Chronicles, Paul Atreides/Irulan Corrino, trapped, obsession ) -
I know there's something in the wake of your smile
So. The Following.
Is a show about a serial killer. Actually, a bunch of serial killers. Also there's some brief cruelty to animals. If you can get past that you will discover that The Following is really a show about being ambiguously gay and attracted to people you shouldn't be.
WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR FIRST EPISODE If you want ( Read more... )
