i like to start the month off killing a mail man..

[ghosttownarcade]

today i leaped from a moving vehicle shirtless, while it snowed and yelled at a kid for tipping over a trash can in the green acres parking lot.

beat that.

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[erichowens]

In my grief over the death of my beloved, Lois Lane, I jumped into orbit and flew at exceedingly high velocities to reverse the Earth's spin, throwing the world back a day in time.

Yeah, I'm good.

[bad_rep]

i single handedly saved the entire universe with the bat of of my eyelashes. you didn't even know it..but it's all because of me that the world is still here. ;)

hehe i'm better

[outlawstar123]

Good times.

[rockmysocks15]

I laughed at Alex.

Beat that.