*chi*

I just broke my nail opening a pop can!! How on Earth do you do that?!?! *grumble*

Trucker gets his rig stuck under a bridge and sits down to wait for the tow truck... tow truck arrives, and the driver walks over and asks "You get your truck stuck?"
The trucker, not missing a beat, says "Nah, I was delivering this overpass, and I ran out of gas"

~Here's Your Sign

LOL... the nerdy icon seriously reminds me of me.... I dunno if that's amusing or scary...
I wonder what dorky looks like then? hmmmm... let's find out! :-)

Ok, so Dr Taylor is talking in class today about how there are theoretically 2 ways to eliminate Earth's seasons... One is to place Earth on an axis perpendicular to the Earth's revolutionary plane, the other is to make the Earth flat ( Read more... )

"I wonder if my fishies would eat macaroni and cheese."
"They probably would but it wouldn't be good for their tank."
"hmm...." *picks up one piece of macaroni*

"MEGAN!"
*puts it down again*

Once again, the Sheilanator has avoided certain disaster in fish-dom

I love my Megan :-)

I'm BAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
That said, I'll write more later.

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

Only some of these are random, some are from professors ( Read more... )

*EEP*