He finally gave into his friend's girlfriend when she said ( Read more... )

Stolen from a friend's away message:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder & it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
-Miss Piggy

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

"Daddy, Daddy they're calling you for a fire call!!! They're asking for the 'retard unit'!!" <- One of our local chief's daughters in the early hours of this morning as their company's Rehab unit was called to help at a fire.

hehe....I got a new client!! wheeeeee

"'Almost' only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and atomic warfare"

May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

I like this one....the guys will remember my version
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)