I am quitting this journal....so long.....if you know me you will know my other LJ....

What the hell is up with this?! Zandra....you screened both of my LJ's! WTF? God....I am going to die ( Read more... )

How to make a Lisa
Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

3 parts brilliance

5 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Ok....wierd things happening at school...me and Ari's(from art class)purses we stolen and i had a $1 taken and she had $10...we both found out purses by the girls bathroom by the mailboxes...it kinda suxs cause it sure as hell ain't me, for one I wouldn't hide the purses in the same spot and Taniken's purse was stolen TWICE! Although only a quarter ( Read more... )

I only have so long until guitar class whit mean ole Rich Hanson...anyhoo tonight i have youthgroup and I can truthfully tell you I live two very differant lives, it gets old after awhile. But ya whatever...no one gives a damn no how. If you(meaning whoever reads this)could live and have tight relationship with anyone in the world who would it be? ( Read more... )

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

All ya have to do is ask!

This is for the whores who are totally uncertain of their life after death....there is a "Whore Heaven" and a "Whore Hell"...Heaven is relativly a pleasant place where all the Jiggilos and whores who earned over a million dollars in their careers live....they fuck realitvly anytime they want and is a very peaceful place where all live as Kings and ( Read more... )

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♥Liza and ♥Alec Baldwin

• Will adopt one magical girl.
• Enjoy it when they share their hearts nearly everywhere.
• Dance terribly and have plenty of fun.

♥Liza Marie and ♥Russell Crowe

• Likely to conceive twenty-eight thousand super-girls.
• Crazy about being able to cite romantic precedent nearly everywhere.

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