Loveless the Lemur realized that he was still wearing the Nazgul ring that Gilderoy Lockhart had given to him. Loveless had stolen the One Ring from the hapless sorceror, but no sooner had he returned home to his mansion laboratory, when Albus Dumbledore turned up and stole the One Ring from him. And he'd turned Loveless into a lemur! The indignity ( Read more... )

Miguelito Loveless sat in his laboratory contemplating the beautiful golden ring that he had just stolen from Gilderoy Lockhart.

The Ring promised perfect, endless power! With it, Loveless could rule the world, and reshape it according to his own vision. No one could stop him!

I have only one dream.

I have spent decades studying the human mind in order to unlock its secrets. Man prides himself on his rationality. He thinks that his mind consists only of that portion of his brain that directs his waking thoughts. This is not true. Man's rationality is only a fragment of his real mind. The conscious mind vanishes while ( Read more... )

I am tempted to quote Percy Bysshe Shelley's exquisite poem, Ozymandias, in which he writes, Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Who now weeps for mighty Caesar, so treacherously slain by his friends? What tomb holds the remains of the brilliant Alexander? What words can do justice to a man such as Genghis Khan ( Read more... )

Oh, so many things make me laugh! The delight on a small child's face when he is innocently playing with his pet puppy. The sight of little animals frolicking in the forest, free from fear that man will come and kill them for sport. Knowing how easy it would be for me to fix the world and make it safe and happy again, that makes me laugh. Yes, ( Read more... )

I only care to dine with my intellectual equals, so I suppose I would be forced to pick a figure from history. *bitter* There is no one alive today who is my peer, no one who would be capable of even beginning to understand my genius. Even my beloved Antoinette does not understand the advances that I have made in physics and chemistry and ( Read more... )

Antoinette, I am quite cross! Mr. Gordon... *fumes* Mr. Gordon destroyed all of my chocolates! *continues to fume* Antoinette, he actually knocked me unconscious! This is unacceptable! How dare he? And he did it without Mr. West! How could he? It's inconceivable! I am going to have to find a way to spy on Mr. Gordon without him knowing. But how ( Read more... )

That despicable Englishman Emeril P. Childs-Cadbury has stole most of my drugged chocolates! There are only four left! It took me months to concoct that batch of my formula! Curse him! I hope he eats them all on the way back to England and goes mad!

What was I thinking, wanting to go into business with him? Who would ever eat anything called ( Read more... )

Ganache8 oz. of the finest dark Swiss chocolate ( Read more... )

While I pride myself on being a man of moderate appetites, I do have a particular weakness for fine chocolate candies. *Opens a heart-shaped box of candy and inhales the rich, chocolate scent with a look of bliss on his face. Then pops a dark chocolate covered cherry into his mouth.* Some people are satisfied with those large, clumsy chocolate ( Read more... )