In the ideal world, I would be living in my own realm in what is now called the state of California. My mother, as you surely know, was a California born, Mexican noblewoman with close family links to the Spanish crown. My father...my father the liar, my father the plunderer, my father the imperialist! He robbed her and me of our heritage. What the ( Read more... )

Gifts? Oh, pardon me for laughing, but no one has ever given me gifts ( Read more... )

I handle confrontations with wit and reason. I try to avoid them of course, but since I find myself having to deal so frequently with people of vastly inferior intelligence and discernment, sometimes confrontations do become inevitable. It is regrettable, of course. In these instances, I try to use tiny words that my mental inferiors can understand ( Read more... )

Miguelito Loveless nibbled on a piece of chocolate as he explained an idea to his companion, Antoinette. It had come to him that morning as he was walking along the beach. He'd stopped to watch a seagull that had unsuccessfully attempted to eat a crab. The crab had fended off his much larger opponent, and as Loveless watched the angry seagull give ( Read more... )

"Antoinette! We're leaving! Pack your things!"

"Yes, Miguelito. Where are we going?"

"We're going... off to our desert island. I don't want to see anything mechanical. Horrible things!"

"Yes, Miguelito."

"It tried to kill me!"

"Poor Miguelito!

"I think that I cut myself, escaping from it!" *holds up finger to show a scratch*

Oh, poor ( Read more... )

Oh, how he had fumed and how he had ranted! Those meddlers had destroyed so much of his equipment. Gordon particularly had wrought particular havok on his computers and, KITT! That car had turned into a complete menace! Loveless chided himself. He should never have put the AI unit back into the car before he and Voltaire had finished constructing ( Read more... )

"Oh, Miguelito, you are so wise," Antoinette said. In this instance, the dark-haired gentlewoman was alluding to Dr. Loveless' pronouncement that he had decided to learn to decipher ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics as part of a new plan that he was still only just formulating in his mind. "I'm sure that I will never understand how you make the ( Read more... )

Miguelito Loveless had spent days studying the Nazgul ring that he had retained after Dumbledore had stolen the One Ring i_am_shiny away from him. Indignation over that incident still burned him, but Loveless was a patient man. He would have his revenge, even if it took weeks, months, or even years. In fact, through his decades' long study of alchemy, ( Read more... )

Miguelito Loveless put the finishing touches on his latest experiment: a chemical that could selectively alter the genetics of all living humans, rendering them sterile. Within one generation, the entire human race could be wiped out! How glorious! Pleased, he showed the chemical to his love, Antoinette, who praised his great genius, but then ( Read more... )