I'm off to Queensland tomorrow, I'll be good and post when I come back, honest I will!

Don't give me that look, I will.

Fuck off...

OK! I PROMISE!!!

You know what would be awesome right now? A whole heap of bacon dripping with fat .... *groans*

I've been out a few days, that's why there is no postingness. But it was awesome though ( Read more... )

In fifteen minutes, I'll legally be able to blow all my money in poker machines ( Read more... )

No Joke, the town I was in today was plagued with locusts. Estimated 16 billion or something... It was fucking nuts, Mums windshield was covered in squished guts and assorted locust parts ( Read more... )

Today was strange. Mum was coming home late, so she asked me to make tea for everyone. This is not normal, as I can't cook much. With mum gone, that means I'm cooking for 6 people. Fair enough right ( Read more... )

Holy shit, about time I posted again. I guess not being at home for a few days and being a lazy fuck doesn't help much huh ( Read more... )

I've been out the past couple of days, that's probably why I haven't written in this thing huh. Anyway, uh, what's happenened? I'm bored so I'll tell you ( Read more... )

No it's true, it's on the cunting TV, so the result must obviously be %100 accurate. Cunt ( Read more... )

Nothing is better than waking up realising you are about to face an oh-so-fun three hour physics exam. It's all in there; special theory of relativity, projectile motion, orbital motion and centripital force, motors and generators, super-condutors and semi-conductors, ultrasound, MRI, X-Rays, the photoelectric effect, gravitational pull between ( Read more... )