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You scored as South Park. Congratulations! You're South Park. You are the meaning of alternative television. Your stars are a bunch of elementary school kids that love to cuss and cause trouble. You came out in 1997 and broke ground as a revolutionary, envelope-pushing series. Episodes have included a Pokemon-esque show spawning an army of ( Read more... )

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I'm going to kill George Washington. I hate that damn yankee.

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I quit being Hasidist. JUDAISM IS TOO THE GAY... THE GAY I SAY.


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Today wasn't that bad. I had many offers for food that weren't kosher but I didn't budge. Pizza... it's dairy (cheese) that was probably cooked in the same pan as meat (sausage pizza anyone?). I have been obeying my parents and following at 613 mitzvahs. Your mom. Judaism isn't that interesting (breaking a mitzvah by saying that alone). Next week, ( Read more... )

I changed my mind. I made it from Monday - Thursday. I needed to enjoy one last cheeseburger today. This gives me Friday, Saturday, and Sunday to get familiar with the religion. After Judaism, I'll do Buddhism.

That's right, kikes. I'm going on a religious quest. Every week from, Sunday to Thursday, I'll be a new religion ( Read more... )