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[giantego]

Well, look at me! I'm new here, but I don't know how to deal with unfamiliar situations and environments, so I'm just going to get my designer panties all in a bunch and bitch to people I don't know, because that makes complete and utter sense. I'm so scared! I can hardly string together a sentence. I'm shaking, I'm hyperventilating, I want my

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[risecchi]

Well! Aren't you just a big giant ray of sunshine!

[giantego]

Someone already said that, but excellent try at originality.

[risecchi]

Sorry, I don't go around reading other people's stuff.

[dramakinged]

Such a pity I stopped reading after the first line. I'm sure you're filled with astounding wit and insight on the different ways that you "roll".

[giantego]

So clearly you did keep reading. Brats and haters to the left!

[dramakinged]

Only the first and last lines.

Are you always filled with such...youthful displays of catchphrases?

[giantego]

It's what I've fondly termed the Newbie Effect. Don't ask for an explanation - not that you would, I'm sure you too busy cultivating that affected attitude of not giving a shit.

[omnipotency]

Ne... sensei... are you a Doctor? Are you going to make my friend better?

[giantego]

I'm going to make everyone better. Unless of course I get usurped by crazy hippies!

[omnipotency]

Isn't that statistically improbable?

[giantego]

Well look at you, adding and subtracting!

[asskickings]

I'm holding it like a man, Jesus.

[giantego]

Props to you, but you don't look very manly to me.

[asskickings]

Didn't you ever learn that phrase about the book and its cover? For all you know I'm packing half a hotdog stand, yo.

[giantego]

It's not nice to tease us with those kinds of possibilities, Steve-in-an-Eve.

[thousandlakes]

She might actually take you up on your offer suggestion anyway. Ah! Englantia...

[giantego]

You make about as much sense as everyone else. Congratulations.

[thousandlakes]

Oh, Desai! I think if you ask for her she shows up.

[giantego]

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a prime example of why psychotropic drugs can do to a perfectly normal-looking individual. Places are people! With arms to hold you! I can feel the world in my veins, man.