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Dear journal, today I shoved two nerds in their lockers and listened to them scream. It was funny. I laughed all the way to lunch. I also scared my history teacher into upping the grade on my last essay and sold the answers to the next three statistics tests to some fatass freshman. Then I punched him so he wouldn't tell his teacher after he aces ( Read more... ) -
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ADAGES I HATE:
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Since most of you are pathetic losers with no friends, I'll say this: if someone is giving you a gift for whatever reason, TAKE IT AND RUN because you probably won't be getting any for Christmas. Santa isn't real! Who said that? NAUGHTY COXSIE!!
Look before you leap.
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Well, look at me! I'm new here, but I don't know how to deal with unfamiliar situations and environments, so I'm just going to get my designer panties all in a bunch and bitch to people I don't know, because that makes complete and utter sense. I'm so scared! I can hardly string together a sentence. I'm shaking, I'm hyperventilating, I want my ( Read more... ) -
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a huge brain in a ripped up body.
this is the journal for Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs) in the game cityofdesai. formerly used for indesolution, and you can read his posts of yore here. no copyright infringement intended. ♥