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[giantego]

Well, look at me! I'm new here, but I don't know how to deal with unfamiliar situations and environments, so I'm just going to get my designer panties all in a bunch and bitch to people I don't know, because that makes complete and utter sense. I'm so scared! I can hardly string together a sentence. I'm shaking, I'm hyperventilating, I want my

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[wlkingdisaster]

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Having fun so far, sir?

[giantego]

Believe me, Spiky Head #1, it's SUPER DUPER!

[wlkingdisaster]

Well, there's a hospital off of [this address here] so I'm sure that'd be a good place to start!

[giantego]

I'm now convinced it's full of crazy shaman "doctors" who've never heard of local anesthetic, so thanks for giving me a means to my inevitable insane downfall. You're a champ.

[catalytics]

Were you a teacher or a postman at some point in your life?

[giantego]

Well, let's see! I mean, as long as you're asking me for the history of my life. I was born, I grew up. I worked at Big Joe's Juicy Juicy Juice Shack during college to pay off loans - which, by the way, the full eight years of higher ed only got anywhere near being fully paid off when I was well into my 30s, so have fun with your future, kid! - and then a stint as a peer mentor senior year, and let me tell you how long that one lasted. And THEN I was an intern, and an attending, and a resident, and residency chief, and then CHIEF OF GODDAMN MEDICINE so no, blondie, no. Never neither. Do you also want my social security number?

[catalytics]

You're just naturally this fun. Got it.

[giantego]

And you're naturally this nosy and annoying and way, way too perky looking? I'm glad we're on the same page here!

[slum_flower]

I work at the hospital actually.{insert address} I'm sure they'd appreciate all the help they can get.

[giantego]

So you're a nurse.

[slum_flower]

Not exactly. I'm skilled in healing magic though. The hospital seemed like the best place to make use of my abilities.

[giantego]

 

[murder_thoughts]

Oh, great. Someone else who's as much of an egotistical jackass as Spider. Fan-fucking-tastic.

[giantego]

Those powers of observation must be so helpful to you.

[murder_thoughts]

Yeah, actually, they are. Brilliant deduction.

You're just a ray of fucking sunshine, aren't you?

[giantego]

I believe the same could be said for you, sugartits!

[livingheretoday]

... Yeah, I'll just stick to my materia, thanks.

[giantego]

I haven't exactly checked out the public transit system yet, but I assume it's absolutely rife with short buses to carry all of you.

[livingheretoday]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[giantego]

Just further proving my point.