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[giantego]

ADAGES I HATE:

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Since most of you are pathetic losers with no friends, I'll say this: if someone is giving you a gift for whatever reason, TAKE IT AND RUN because you probably won't be getting any for Christmas. Santa isn't real! Who said that? NAUGHTY COXSIE!!
Look before you leap.
Step one: climb to top of

Comments

[wlkingdisaster]

Are you all right? You sound really stressed.

[giantego]

Are your observations always so enlightening, or am I just lucky?

[wlkingdisaster]

I don't know, maybe both.

[catalytics]

I think that magic is real should be added to the list.

[giantego]

I was about to say "except no one is retarded enough to actually believe it" but once again, Desai has proved me wrong!

[catalytics]

I never said that I believed it.

[giantego]

But I'm sure you believe that miracles happen, soul mates exist, and love at first sight is real, which is pretty much like believing in magic.

[nichtdeinbff]

......

[sarcasm_warrior]

You're a cranky, cranky man, aren't you?

VOICE

[devilmythos]

[insert merry laugh here XD]

Well, aren't you an entertaining fool, sir!