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We just got BellSouth's DSL service. It's so, so, so very much faster than the Wal-Mart dial-up we have been using. Everything loads up so quickly. It's very nice, and it makes checking my e-mail and Live Journal account so much faster.

Just follow the instructions. This only takes a minute. Send it on to everyone you know who may need some stress relief ( Read more... )

Yeah for me. It's my birthday. Perhaps it would be more fun if my mom hadn't gotten me sick. I have a terrible cold. Now she's bugging me. Gotta go. Bye.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST ( Read more... )

Christmas is so much fun. Today, I hummed little Christmas-esk songs at Sam's, after making my mom push me around on the flatbed cart. (Hey, I picked up the extremely heavy box for her, she could at least push me around in the cart for a few minutes ( Read more... )

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in ( Read more... )

You may be able to stop yourself from overeating this holiday season if you go for a walk before big meals ( Read more... )

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing ( Read more... )

The New Albany Christmas parade is tonight, but I didn't go. For the four previous years, I went to the parade for work, taking photos of the crowd, while my co-worker Brinkley took photos of the floats and marchers ( Read more... )