Have no fear! Lockhart is here!

[gilded_locks]

Hola! How does dear England fare? All still alive? Professor Mchafferty? You wouldn't believe how much I've missed our conversations about your studies of Ancient Runes. How's that book of yours coming along? If you need any more help, don't hesitate to ask.

Well my friends, I have some good news for you. Fabulous Fabulas has agreed to publish my

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[rhythmicpoetry]

Are you that man who wrote that one book Dylan uses to fix his wobbly table?

[gilded_locks]

Well at least he bought it

Having never had the pleasure of seeing Mchafferty's wobbly table, I'm afraid I can't say tell you if that's so.

[rhythmicpoetry]

Well, what's your name? I could tell you then.

[gilded_locks]

Gilderoy Lockhart Madame, at your service.

[scandalqueen]

Gilderoy! I'm still alive, and I'd love to go to a health spa.

[gilded_locks]

Rita! My Dear, how wonderful to hear from you! Just pop yourself over the channel, if you can, and I'm sure I can get you a room.

[scandalqueen]

Oh, I wish I could, but the war won't allow me to have a holiday. Tragic, isn't it? Even my hairdresser has fled the country.

[gilded_locks]

Absolutely. But, at least you're there, I've been trying ever so hard, but the blasted French are tightening up the borders. Something about containing the situation...If only I could get back. I'd give these trouble makers a good what-for!