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 Does anyone have any jokes? I seriously need cheering up... No? Okay well hows about some whiskey or other strong spirit? Any pixies around? HAHA, d'ya get it?!?! No? Well that's because it's not fucking funny.

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Hola! How does dear England fare? All still alive? Professor Mchafferty? You wouldn't believe how much I've missed our conversations about your studies of Ancient Runes. How's that book of yours coming along? If you need any more help, don't hesitate to ask.

Well my friends, I have some good news for you. Fabulous Fabulas has agreed to publish my ( Read more... )

Britannia, Britannia, what devils roam your gentle hills! Mystery surrounds this broken Island. Are we to fear the masked ones? Or those who style themselves, our protectors? My great people, alas that I must leave you in your time of need. Yet fear not, for ne'er strife nor conquest could stay me from your side once free to join you. The pleading ( Read more... )

So, how is everyone? 
Did you hear in The Prophet, about the release of that poor Jugson boy? Sounds like he's been falsely accused to me. But then, he might not be free for much longer eh? What with those Order lot sculking about. You never know, tomorrow he might be found dead, in a tree or some such place. Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful isn't it? ( Read more... )

 Holidays with Hags has been one of the most eagerly awaited books of the season (not, admittedly, that there have been that many) and I'm glad to report, that this enthusiasm will not go unrewarded. Gilderoy Lockhart's first novel will delight your adventurous side, and you will probably pick up some self defence tips too! At times it can be hard ( Read more... )

 So, the launch is in 2 days time, as long as the current situation doesn't prevent it. I hope to see you all there. There's to be champagne and a few nibbles, and naturally, I'll be signing copies for anyone who does come. Fabulous Fabulas will be sending their representative Miranda Dawkins, and any budding writers, you may wish to come along and ( Read more... )

 And how are we all doing over in little old England. Everyone's well I trust. Got the impression there was some sort of...trouble. Well, never fear, I'm on my way!

Yes, the book is finished. Fabulous Fabulas has agreed to publish it, so keep your eyes peeled my darlings. It will arriving on your shelves, in no time at all. You don't have long to ( Read more... )

 So how are you chicken's faring? Hows the weather? It's sunny here. Very sunny.

Writing is tiring work. I'm not using my lovely Peacock feather quill at the moment, in case it gets hurt by all the scribbling that's going on here in this rather lavish hotel room. I decided to get away from those horrid country hovels and find a proper city. ( Read more... )

Greetings from the fabulously extravegant hotels of Bulgaria! I'm practically in Turkey would you believe it. People here have rather funny accents, and as you might expect a complete lack of Fashion. Would you believe it? They haven't even heard of Lissa Van Hooijdonk!

I've been having the most exciting adventures here. The other week, I was ( Read more... )