The brown Baby Jesus in the creche I pass every day, lying there with a lily-white Mary and Joseph.

I think it means God is black.

1. Being too tired to get ready for bed

I do not recommend three weeks of intermittent house-sitting while also moving office. My brain is packed up somewhere, and I need it.

Lord: it is time. The huge summer has gone by ( Read more... )

jemcmill: a little hard to speak now, though, b/c today was a little yelly during 2nd block, so losing my voice
jemcmill: however, i did manage to get a good laugh out of part of it. we were talking about carbohydrates and a girl looked at a nutrition label and was like, "Why does it say o.m.g.? oh my god carbohydrates ( Read more... )

Betty: Do you know who does this song?

Me: Mhmm. Big Brother and the Holding Company.

Betty: Oh. I always think it's Adam Sandler.

It's so humid the basement door has swollen shut and I can't do laundry.

A nun,
in full habit,
and Tevas,
jogging across the road,
on her cell phone.

Worm grunting

Rat Kings (...not for the squeamish)

The Cat Organ (Katzenklavier)

Goth bellydancing (in other video she breaks out the pop and locking, too)

Followup to the last post:

I saw a friend yesterday. He said to me,

"So, you're thinking about getting a MILF degree?"