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Ideal bike riding times are after 1 am.  No car passed me on the way home from the bike shop.  I passed one person.  It was a man riding a sidewalk cycle.  Although he was in the street, so i waved and nodded ( Read more... )

i can longer makeout with strangers at dance parties because they might have graduated from high school last year.

After putting up Christmas lights with my mother tonight, i decided Thanksgiving should be renamed Pre-Christmas.

And shopping for candy canes at the Depew Wegmans made me realize that there are lots of babes in the suburbs that i will never get to know because they live in the suburbs.

While incessantly listening to Jack FM  while fixing bikes, i have come across two advertisements that bother me to the core of my being.

The first one is for Salvatores. A lady announces they are going out for dinner and the husband complains "not pizza and wings again!" She then lovingly informs him they are going out to Salvatores. He replies ( Read more... )

Today riding home from work, it was fall on the right side of Utica, and winter on the left. The first real snow of the season. I find snowfalling to be quite romantic. I rode my bike in the snow tonight singing. Then i ate a hot fudge sundae. I thought i had cookies and cream ice cream, but i had chocolate peanut butter. It is delicious ( Read more... )

i have been a lot more foregetful of things i say and do recently (in the last 3 months)

a few saturdays ago i actually forgot large parts of the evening.

we came in 3rd place in the scavenger hunt.

i am going to pittsburgh this weekend.

i feel as if i go on a blank slate. so it should be great.

go bills!

its sunday night.

i have no school tomorrow, no job, no responsibilities except for the ones i wish.

sometimes i forget how awesome my life is.

I subscribe to the "grab a chunk of hair and cut" method of hair trimming ( Read more... )

tonight i am going to have mammary intercourse and give some bitch a pearl necklace.