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ginandpoptarts

You're all my experiment! ha ha! dont tell...

Feb 04, 2005 21:20

Its official, this is the year to better yourself. Enough of that childish fun! Let’s all buckle down and act 30. After spending countless seconds contemplating my constructive ( Read more... )

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anonymous February 4 2004, 19:20:45 UTC

ok i'll be the first to say it, this is a great idea. Next thing on the agenda is, i'm tired of it all. If i don't get some life-affirming bullshit happening pronto, i'm ending this big sha-bang. I'm supposed to save you all in the end so if someone can help that would be just peachy, so help yourself be saving my from everything

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Re: ginandpoptarts February 4 2004, 20:58:54 UTC

First i would like to congratulate you for taking such a big step and admitting that you do need help. Then I would like to say that it is normal to feel a bit lost. This all seems like you really dont know what you want. The best way to figure important things out is while completly wasted! I say you need to get laid. Some drugs would help you calm down, try Marijuana. If that still brings no sex, try a hooker. They are cheap and willing to do anything. While your out trying to find things to do. You might want to help "Tampon Girl" out. She seems pretty easy and i heard shes into really freaky stuff! Thanks for writtting! Good luck with

Dear Gin and Poptarts anonymous February 4 2004, 20:23:44 UTC

I need your help. I've been having trouble sliding tampons into my vagina. Is there something I could add maybe butter or saliva or maybe hair conditioner? Can any of these help? Please tell me what to do.

Thank You,
Irritated Vagina

Re: Dear Gin and Poptarts ginandpoptarts February 4 2004, 21:08:34 UTC

Maybe u should try having sex with suicide buddy right above you! I heard guys that have no sex jizz alot...you can use tha to lube up and BOOM! slips right in! If that doesnt work I Cant Believe Its Not Butter Does wonder on squeaky door knobs so why not ur vagina? good luck and thanks for writing

Dear Gin and Poptarts, anonymous February 6 2004, 15:40:14 UTC

My husband has a fetish for robot monkeys. He masturbates in his sleep and I he talks out loud. Apparently, these robot monkeys are gay for he says "let's go monkey boys I want to see you fuck ASS TO ASS ASS TO ASS ASS TO ASS" Aside from this disturbance, when he comes it lands on me as I am sleeping next to him and he turns in his sleep. Please Miss Gin how can make myself his focus during masturbation and or how can I protect my face and my sheets from his cum.

Sincerely,

Juiced All Over

Re: Dear Gin and Poptarts, ginandpoptarts February 6 2004, 17:05:56 UTC

I say this is an extremly entertaining fetish! I know id have tons of fun with this. If you cant beat them (he he he) I say you make a game out of it. Hmm...maybe you can play Jizz-tag. Let him go out it and if it lands on you, you get to jizz on him next! Im sure that the next time he trys thinking about robot monkeys he'll remember your jizz on his face and think of you! You can also try dressing up like a robot monkey and raping him as he masterbates. When he wakes up and gets a glance of you in a spider monkey suit...he'll die! To spice things up even more you can invite suicide boy and tampon girl to dress up with you and you all win. Thanks for participating!

Dear Gin and Poptarts, anonymous February 6 2004, 15:42:09 UTC

My husband has a fetish for robot monkeys. He masturbates in his sleep and he talks out loud. Apparently, these robot monkeys are gay for he says "let's go monkey boys I want to see you fuck ASS TO ASS ASS TO ASS ASS TO ASS" Aside from this disturbance, when he comes it lands on me as I am sleeping next to him and he turns in his sleep. Please Miss Gin how can make myself his focus during masturbation and or how can I protect my face and my sheets from his cum.

Sincerely,

Juiced All Over

Help!!! rushthug February 8 2004, 21:41:39 UTC

Hey, well I just wanted 2 inform you that we are booked 2 perform at "MIAMI SEAQUARIUM" for spring break!!! LMAO Do you think we can perfrom with the whale like we did on freshman year?!

Re: Help!!! ginandpoptarts February 9 2004, 11:06:14 UTC

LMFAO! hell yeah! whats up man? hows life? I saw Lucia a few weeks ago and asked her bout you. We've got to get together and party. Meet me at the Miami Seaquarium for band practice ;)