stuck, part 1 - somewhere between heaven and hell, but MUCH closer to hell (nsfw whaaat?!)

[gingasaur]

I'd like to think that I'm somewhat of a shitty media pro by this point. I've been watching truly awful movies and sometimes truly awful television all for the sake of just one person that I adore for six years now. That's a lot of time to be willingly inflicting pain upon oneself. Why, it almost feels like yesterday that I watched Throw Momma From

Comments

[tendre_posion]

I feel as though your animated Sam mood is so appropriate for this post that I can't even articulate it in words.

Also: my favourite part of this
you just watched Sam and Martouf bang each other in an elevator.

you just watched moemoe a-tapps have a sex scene.
and you can ever unwatch it.
ever.

because that is about the truest thing anyone has ever said.

[gingasaur]

ISN'T IT? It's exactly how I felt. SIGH.

[gingasaur]

lol I wish I could fast forward through it now, boy do I ever.

And thanks for your comment on my picspammy spam. 8)

[adventurepants]

Oh my God, her name is LIZZIE? WHY... WHY WOULD THAT HAPPEN TO US. I JUST DON'T... UNDERSTAND.

But oh gurl. stuck is stranded on the prometheus for four days with only hallucinations and little girls blowing bubbles to keep you company. stuck is limping around all bloody on god knows where while some dickwad super soldier hunts your ass. stuck is floatin' around in fuckin' space thinking that everybody you know and love might've just gotten totally curbstomped in front of your very eyes.

PREACH.

I still can't believe you watched this, you are so brave, omg. I am dying.

[gingasaur]

I DON'T KNOW BUT I NEARLY HAD A CORONARY, AND NOT THE GOOD KIND.

I'm only now beginning to realize just how brave I am. ;_;

[adventurepants]

OH OH OH AND I FORGOT TO SAY. Lol so, you mentioned Touched by an Angel. Man. Last summer, I worked every Tuesday morning at 6:00, which led to me getting up early every day, and I'd sit in the living room and watch The West Wing on Bravo at 8 and 9, and then eventually it would be time for Touched by an Angel on the Hallmark channel. Which... I watched, voluntarily. Several days a week, for a little while. I don't even know. I can't even remember any of the episodes I watched, now. All I know is that for some reason I was really amused by how narm-central it was.

[gingasaur]

lfgdklm it, like, invented narm, right after Walker: Texas Ranger. Which I will actually watch willingly sometimes because it is just that hilariously bad that I know it'll never fail to make me crack right up.

[adventurepants]

I was always like, "oh, soulful black lady angel, what will you say today?""

[daynawashere]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. OMG OMG. So I haven't actually ~seen~ this movie except for that one, uh, scene, *ahem*. SO THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS. I feel like it allows me to "see" it with slightly less "being tramatized". Your commentary makes things 2000% better, as always. HOLY HANNAH ON A BICYCLE, THAT'S SOME GOOD HEROIN. LMAO. BUT REALLY. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.

[gingasaur]

RIGHT SEE, I'M DOING THIS SO INNOCENT INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS YOURSELF DO NOT HAVE TO. LOLOL.

And that... that scene. That was the first exposure I ever had to the movie, too, and then I was like, "um, clearly I have to see this, BUT I AM AFRAID."