Ted was speaking to the vicar of his church. "i have a problem," he confessed, "my wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons, and its very embarrasing."
"I know just the thing." the vicar replied. "Take this pin, and when i see her nod off I'll motion you to give her a little jab."
The following sunday, off went Ted, his wife and the pin.
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