Well, I hit the ripe old age (see also- senile, geriatric etc) of 27 this Saturday. To celebrate, Gaz and I (my mate- his berfday is the Friday) are heading out to Jilly's (his choice, not mine) on the Friday and Jabez Clegg on the Saturday ( Read more... )

THIS is why I don't let people get close. This is why I won't allow myself to care about people in THAT way.

Because if it leaves me feeling like this, god knows what I've done to her.

This time tomorrow.... I'll be in the Hague. Drinking beer with Serena and Oli. And at the weekend, I see the Smashing Pumpkins, Evanescence, Muse, Korn and Marilyn Manson. With Serena and Oli.

So....

*clears throat*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

*does happy dance*

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
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The beta of the new Yahoo Mail is ace. :)

J.

*picks up can of "Insta-Conversation (tm)" and reads the label ( Read more... )

FOR SALE - 'Genuine, 100% authentic DramaLlama'.

One previous owner. XXX-reg. Very good condition. Fed regularly. Comes complete with stable, hay and a large rotary fan (for distribution of your Llamashit).

No DSS / smokers. Timeshare an option (would prefer to have weekends drama-free).

References available on request.

Jamie.

Jesus. Some people are SOOOOOO wet, it's untrue. One has to wonder how they live beyond their teenage years, being so fragile.

J.
Bastard.

....which may have been the quote of the weekend, were it not in competition with other classic lines such as ( Read more... )

Well, I'm sure this will get around anyway so may as well let my friends know now.

Come September, I'm going to be a father. It's a girl.

No, it wasn't planned. But there's nothing to be done about that now.

Jamie.