BUY MY STUFF only not.

Feb 06, 2007 19:06

The kid who lives across the street from me, the one I punched in the face in eighth grade, the one who stole my starfish and owes me $150 is under arrest for stealing a couple thousand dollars worth of firearms. And possesion of alcohol. And being an overall stupid and worthless sack of skin and bones. And his stepmom is under arrest for embezzlin ( Read more... )

criminals, no school, cold, home shopping network, delay

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crazyaphrodite February 7 2007, 06:33:11 UTC
Oh Tory, your entries make me jolly. I have been embeadazzled.

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gingitsune3 February 7 2007, 11:48:02 UTC
OHYES. Jolly is what I DO! I was going to mention two other words that make me think of each other: Holocaust and lollapalooza, but some might take offense.
Ahh! A Nuclear Lollacaust!

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gingitsune3 February 7 2007, 21:01:15 UTC
Yes, I had quite a moral dilemma about the spelling, so I googled it, and got MORE BEADAZZLING MACHINES entries than BEDAZZLING MACHINES. I decided then that "bedazzled" is the adjective and Beadazzled is a verb. But hey, tomato tomato, color colour, I cant spell anyways cuz english is crazay.

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wer3wolph February 7 2007, 17:35:01 UTC
SO was the worthless breathing skin sack the reason you were harassed on the bus the one day by the coppies, or is this an unrelated incident. Because it is too RELATED for my liking.

I have a Bedazzler. Well, I own part of a Bedazzler. If you would like, you can use it to base your invention. Or at least put rhinestones on your jeans. I am not sure who would want to do that, but now, you can!!

PS
This entry made me laugh a lot. You are probably tired of hearing it but you are very funny even if you would rather sleep on a sticky plastic cigarette couch than snuggle with me and watch IDLEWILD.

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gingitsune3 February 7 2007, 21:10:19 UTC
Well, I think this sack of skins' equally sacky and skinny half brothers were the reason for my cop incident! Even my parents dont like their family, and they like MOST PEOPLE IN GENERAL.

OOH BEDAZZLING FUN. I have never had the desire to bedazzle anything/anyone, and I guess that is why I mostly see adds for bedazzlers on the Home Shopping Channel at 3 in the morning.

I AM GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH A LOT. Maybe it will make up for the fact I never laugh during movies, and I find plastic sheets more attractive than you.

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wer3wolph February 8 2007, 04:39:34 UTC
AH SO. It was a FAMILY AFFAIR. Sack is a gross gross word. Sack sack sack sack sack sack sack sack. I would never name a child Sack. I would never name a pet Sack. I might name a goldfish Sack but it would have to be one ugly end goldfish, man. They must be some SACKY GROSSY people for yo mama not to like them because she is so friendly and welcoming most times! My goodness what a scandel.

YOU SHOULD COME TO SCHOOL AGAIN ON YOUR SPRING BREAK. That was fun and we can draw with chalk for nuns!! And we can bedazzle away because it really is fun in a weird rhinestone sorta way. I don't know, man. I bought my Bedazzler at Wallus Martus because my mama taught me never to trust tv ads!

OH YES. I will memorize my laughter and just overdub it when we watch movies together so it sounds like you are laughing. I don't know, the squeaking sound of PLASTIC SHEETS are damn attractive. I sure find them more attractive than me!!

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gingitsune3 February 8 2007, 21:00:15 UTC
Man, I would never befriend someone named sack either, unless he was really nice.
I WOULD LOVE TO COME TO YOUR SCHOOL! The thought of skipping around the campus in the warming sun and frolicking with nuns sounds delicious. I would love love love love love to do that. I dont really know what our plans are as of yet, but I hope I can come!

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