The kid who lives across the street from me, the one I punched in the face in eighth grade, the one who stole my starfish and owes me $150 is under arrest for stealing a couple thousand dollars worth of firearms. And possesion of alcohol. And being an overall stupid and worthless sack of skin and bones. And his stepmom is under arrest for embezzlin
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Ahh! A Nuclear Lollacaust!
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I have a Bedazzler. Well, I own part of a Bedazzler. If you would like, you can use it to base your invention. Or at least put rhinestones on your jeans. I am not sure who would want to do that, but now, you can!!
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This entry made me laugh a lot. You are probably tired of hearing it but you are very funny even if you would rather sleep on a sticky plastic cigarette couch than snuggle with me and watch IDLEWILD.
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OOH BEDAZZLING FUN. I have never had the desire to bedazzle anything/anyone, and I guess that is why I mostly see adds for bedazzlers on the Home Shopping Channel at 3 in the morning.
I AM GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH A LOT. Maybe it will make up for the fact I never laugh during movies, and I find plastic sheets more attractive than you.
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YOU SHOULD COME TO SCHOOL AGAIN ON YOUR SPRING BREAK. That was fun and we can draw with chalk for nuns!! And we can bedazzle away because it really is fun in a weird rhinestone sorta way. I don't know, man. I bought my Bedazzler at Wallus Martus because my mama taught me never to trust tv ads!
OH YES. I will memorize my laughter and just overdub it when we watch movies together so it sounds like you are laughing. I don't know, the squeaking sound of PLASTIC SHEETS are damn attractive. I sure find them more attractive than me!!
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I WOULD LOVE TO COME TO YOUR SCHOOL! The thought of skipping around the campus in the warming sun and frolicking with nuns sounds delicious. I would love love love love love to do that. I dont really know what our plans are as of yet, but I hope I can come!
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