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Fo College.

HAIKU!
I am in college,
Where the people are crazy.
WATCH ME DESTROY THEM.

Okay maybe not.
Destruction is very bad.
But still, I have dreams.

In my absence from Livejournal I have done some soul searching and discovered many things about myself, the most important thing being that I love to floss my teeth. Morning, afternoon, and night. And after I wake up from horrible dreams like I did last night where CLAMS STARTED EATING MY FEET. Which is good, because flossing increases your life ( Read more... )

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So I am sooooo mature and sophisticated now because I just registered to vote. Even though I am not of voting age, the candidates must BOW AND SCRAPE AT MY FEET NOW to gain my vote. My opinion matters, foo! Give me your money!
Also, I have gotten a job this summer, which I am so sophisticated and mature and ADULTlike for getting because I will be ( Read more... )

( EASTER WUT )

So a new trimester has begun at school and I have found my workload significantly lessened. I have classes that involve no homework/hardly any thinking, and I like it ( Read more... )

Today is so great.
My school is underwater.

So a month ago I decided to donate my blood. I figure the world could really benefit from having a little bit of ME coursing through everyone's veins. SO, for about a week before donating I ate nothing but RAW RED MEAT, SPINACH, CERTAIN CERIALS, A VAREITY OF NUTS, and IRON NAILS to pass the anemia test so I would be able to give ( Read more... )

I drive to school now, in my fancy car that is equipped with lasers and the like, and I park it in the parking lot every morning with love and care ( Read more... )

Fourth day of school, the hallway is packed. It is humid, because it is packed with bodies that give off the heat of battle! In a lone corner, there stands a trophy case, glimmering in the morning flourescent lighting. Innocently the glass panes sparkle.
And then it happens!
I was standing there, in the hallway, when all of a sudden, there is a ( Read more... )